Fashion Notebook

Breaking News: Elle Macpherson Signs On As Global Face of Revlon Brand

First, the news: Elle Macpherson, (photo, right) the 44-year old Tasmanian-born supermodel best known for her glossy appearances on the covers of Elle and Sports Illustrated, as well as her numerous engagements as the face of Victoria's Secret, has been tapped as the "global brand ambassador" for Revlon.

She'll join the current roster of the cosmetic firm's brand faces, which include actresses Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, and Beau Garrett, in a move that the company says "continues the long-standing tradition [Revlon] started of partnering with the most beautiful and iconic women of the time to represent the brand."

She'll be featured in upcoming global campaigns, none of which have been revealed, and will also be involved in the company's various sponsored philanthropic activities.

Now, the air kisses between Revlon prez and CEO David Kennedy and Ms. Macpherson:

"Elle's special qualities as a businesswoman, beautiful and talented model, actress and mother represent the essence of the Revlon brand," said Kennedy in a statement.

"Revlon is an iconic brand, bringing high quality products to women around the world and is complementary to my values," said Macpherson, also in a statement. "I am proud to join Revlon in its celebration of women and in its long term commitment and support for education and research to advance women's health and particularly, to fight women's cancers."

Alright, yadda yadda yadda. But what does this mean?

First of all, they're not saying it, but we have to think that there's at least two things going on here.

First is a cheap purchase of a marketable name that's a little past it's prime. Think about it: what's the last hot campaign, like big big spend campaign, that you can remember featuring Elle Macpherson? Still scratching your head? Question answered. She prolly came pretty cheap, which isn't a bad thing when marketing budgets at even the biggest spenders look like they're getting crunched. (For more on that, check out our regular news story, here.) But do you remember the name Elle Macpherson? Yeah, we thought you might. Bingo!

SIDE THEORY: One of our friends thinks Elle might actually be the face of the brand's anti-aging product line, dubbed "Age Defying," which has featured celebs including Melanie Griffith, and Julianne Moore, in the past. Revlon hasn't yet revealed exactly which campaigns Elle will be appearing in, just that they'll be global.

Second, it would seem, is a play at attracting the older consumer set, the ladies about our mom's age, maybe a little younger or a little older, who probably remember idolizing Macpherson when she was hot, and they were also her age. Like Elle, they're around 44 years old, and want to feel that you can still be glamorous at any age. And from a sales perspective, it makes sense if you consider that the size of the boomer generation.

Marketing to Men: How Two Beauty Brands are Reaching the Elusive "Mook" Psychographic

When I saw Knocked Up for the first time on DVD, I kind of fell in love with Seth Rogen. The same thing happened when I watched Jonah Hill’s character saunter through frenetic, sexually frustrated dialog in Superbad (see Rogen pictured, far left, with film's stars, Michael Cera and Hill) earlier this year. These guys reminded me of an old college buddy of mine: a pot-smoking, hard-drinking good times guy whose “Madden 2004” soundtrack used to put me to sleep each night, and with whom I'd spend the weekends swollen with beer, hollering myself hoarse watching NCAA games at a local Irish bar. We'd rag on each other, compare girls we were dating (these were my pre-out days, and now we split down the middle, he'll go for Juno's Ellen Paige while I'll geek out over Cera), and our apartment was the kind of squalor that we've both promised we'll never live in again.

Because, you know, those days are over. But they're not really, and guys well beyond the college years are whooping it up, well, like guys in college.

If you haven't already, check out my most recent feature story, "The Mook Industrial Complex," here.

The term comes from a 2001 Frontline documentary (female counterparts were dubbed "midriffs") and they're the zeitgeist of the 18-34 year old male demo that represents about $1.02 billion in annual household income according to MRI reports.

The problem is, they're highly elusive and, what's more, even though you might think their humor beyond sophomoric, they are wizards at blocking out your marketing messages. Maxim's Rob Gregory told me that these guys receive roughly 3,000 impressions a day (if they live in an urban area, natch) and they block out about 90% of them. So going after the dude-bro is not as easy as slapping a scantily-clad woman on a 30-second commercial for beef jerky, say. But some brands have found a way to get through the clutter, and there's some good advice and strategy talk from the marketing honchos at Mitchum (unit of Revlon) and Axe (unit of Unilever).

Oh, and for extra gross-out factor, check out some of the sites I had to go through for my research: Ebaum's World and College Humor. I can't guarantee that it's work safe, kids, so browse at your own risk.